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Horse Horror

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. The barman gives the horse a drink. Then horse complains loudly:
"Hey, what sort of a barman are you! You forgot the little umbrella!"
He finishes his drink and gallops out of the bar.
After the horse has left, another customer, who had been watching the whole scene with increasing astonishment, turns to the barman and says, "My God, that is incredible! I have never seen anything like that before, never in my entire life!"
The barman replies: "For God’s sake, what’s the big deal! Anyone can forget the little umbrella!"

A man and giraffe walk into a bar. The giraffe drinks too much and falls asleep and the man gets up to leave. The barman calls after him: "Hey, you can't leave that lying there!"
The man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe."

A chicken walks into a pub. The barman says, "We don't serve poultry!"
The chicken says,"That's OK, I just want a drink."

A rabbi, a priest, and a bishop walk into a bar.
The barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"